Abbreviasshole
people who abbreviate everything in text messages to “save time,” and thus look like major douches. this “time saving” often takes more time to translate than it does to just write what you mean, making the abbrevi-sshole even more of a d-ckwad.
“bro wts ^ lol hw r u m8 im jc’ing o sh-t g2g ttyl yo”
“stop it, you abbrevi-sshole”
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