ABC shower


a quick shower that only includes the dirty basics: armpits, b-tt, and crotch.
“don’t worry, it’s just an abc shower, i’ll be over in 5”
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a male shower which concentrates only on the “abc parts” of a man. these are the primary and most crucial parts of the male anatomy. that being of course, -ss b-lls and c-ck. these showers are typically shorter than the average shower, and are generally done before and/or after s-xual activity.
“roger, you’re going to take forever with your girl lookin -ss. lemme hop in first, i’m just hittin one of those “abc showers” right quick.”

“wtf is an abc shower?”

“i’m just washin my -ss b-lls and c-ck bro.”

“roger, get the f-ck out of the bathroom. i just brought this trollop back from the bars and i got that stank d-ck. i gotta do an abc shower. i gotta hop in and wash my -ss b-lls and c-ck brah. g-d d-mnit roger, why are you curling your hair again u fuggin fairy

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