abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyziphobia


fear of the alphebet
teacher: you, what is the abc’s?
kid: i dont like the abc’s! im afraid of it!
teacher: oh, you have abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyziphobia.
the fear of the alphebet
guy: hey my dr. was just telling me what phobias i have.

girl: oh yeah, what?

guy: well one is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyziphobia.

girl: huh?

guy: you know, the fear of the alphebet.

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