Abdominal Blowman
a male that is a chronic w-nker that unloads his j-zz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. this is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.
carl has been a chronic w-nker since his teen years. back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. now, while still the same w-nker he always was, he is just an abdominal blowman. he can barely shoot his load to his past his own p-b-s and is often just a dribble.
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