Abe Lincoln

when a group of guys put their hard d-cks together, forming a structure that resembles a lincoln log cabin.
“yo that was killer abe lincoln we built last night bro”
“yeah, i can’t believe we involved all the guys”
“no h-m- though”
“no h-m-”
when an unconscious person gets j-zzed on their face, gets their p-b-s cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
the last time a gang of trans-xuals abe lincolned stump, he was picking various shades of p-b-s from his teeth for a week!
when a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say “you’re free to go.”
i gave that b-tch a bit of the ol’ abe lincoln last night.
when you j-zz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their s-m-n covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the “abe lincoln” effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.
that b-tch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look
when a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like abe lincoln.
i went to batman: the dark knight this chick wouldn’t shut up so i gave her an abe lincoln.
when you shave your p-b-s and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.
doug gave austin an abe lincoln
first, you shave your girl’s cooter(save the p-b- cache). go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you’re about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved p-b-s onto her face, like you’re tar and feathering her.
i gave anne the old abe lincoln last night. i broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.
the sixteenth president of the united states of america, and in this author’s opinion a great example of what america is supposed to be about. a strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. his work in starting the reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the us ever had, in the author’s opinion), andrew johnson, could reverse it. a leader of a caliber that not even some of the original founding fathers could match. america needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
abe lincoln. one of the finest presidents the us has ever had.

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