abearness


the quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.

abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear–ssociated activities.
eg.1 a bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that’s going through his head is “this is sick.. i’m a f-cking bear!”

eg.2

person 1: so yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
person 2: dude, that’s some major abearness right there.
short for ‘bear awareness’.
1) july is abearness month in canada

2)
marc: ‘hey are you going to the bear fair?’
john: ‘is the bear fair back in town?!’
marc: ‘sure, it’s abearness day!’

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