Abed Shaik
a naaring stupid lying b-st-rd of a teacher that is bored with his life and has nothing better to do than annoy random people. he tells a lot of stupid stories that have no point, don’t make sense and probably aren’t true. also no one likes him, his a burden to everyone he meets and is a sad desperate stupid b-st-rd. being a liar is one thing but this stupid abed cake doesn’t even know how to lie properly and most of the time gets caught out with the sh-t that he speaks. he is obsessed with rulers and underlining random stuff. rulers make him h-rny. he talks like there’s a giant d-ld- permanently stuck up his -ss and also can’t stop looking around while reading his salaah.
abed shaik is f-cked in his head
abed shaik w-nks though his -ss
abed shaik is a stupid wet behind the ear naai
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