Anal Monster

a dirty lil monster who hides in your -n-l cavity. everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). although they may tear the inside of your -sshole apart from time to time with their claws — they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them.

they are brown and hairy. some even call them the sasquatch of our b-ttholes.

but, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. that live in our b-ttholes.
when i was a child i used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my -sshole. but, with the help from my -n-l monster, i don’t have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. thus ending my gross habit.

when i was in ninth grade, i thought i was gay. so i let a h-m-s-xual stick his p-n-s in my -n-s. my -n-l monster tore his p-n-s apart. he saved me — because f-ggots are stupid. i don’t want to be stupid.
2 more definitions
a-nil mon-stir. phrase describing a woman sl-t who loves to have the c-ck placed in her -sshole.
catherine zeta jones took my c-ck in her -ss like a champion. shes an -n-l monster.
a female who offers -n-l s-x or has had -n-l s-x with more than one partner.

“-n-l monster” refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had -n-l s-x once.
“tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad -n-l”
“that girl is an -n-l monster, yo”