term used to describe an incredibly s-xy being, with an unusually large p-n-s. recent scientific results show that women tend to love men that are named abed. someone named abed, is also usually reffered to as a p-ssy magnet.
“wow look at that guy, he’s getting a 3 some, wow, he’s such an abed”
“that guy’s incredibly handsome, and such an abed.”
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1. abbreviation of -n-l bashed
2. word commonly used by h-m-s-xuals to describe the act of being penetrated -n-lly with force.
i had a hot session with joey yesterday. he a-b-ed me all day long.
getting completely pwned at some thing
guy 1:-walks into room with black eye-
guy 2: dude! what happened?!?!
guy 1: i totally got abe’d by a bowling ball
to get abe’d is to get credit carded (take it -n-l) by your skatboard
yo u just got abe’d
slang for “n-gg-r” in arabic.
whulla these abeds stink worse than my mother’s falafel.
when your giving it to a girl from behind, yell out “son of a f-ck”, then when she turns around to see what happened, u give here a strawberry shortcake.
last night when i was geetn her from behind, i totally abed her in the face.
the art of taking a bottle of alcohol and ramming it up someones -ss while haveing s-x. while the person is c-mming you go down and begin drinking the the alcohol with whatever bodily juices are excreted.
1. my boyfriend shoved a bottle of patrone up my -ss last night while we were doing it, and began drinking that sh-t when i started squirting. i got totally ab’ed.
2. my girl ab’ed something crazy last night. while we were getting it on, she thought it would be a good idea to take a brand new absolute bottle and rammed that sh-t up my -ss. as i started feeling the urge to blow my load, she went down on not just me, but drank all of the vodka to!
the realest female ever also known as maricruz. “d-mn cuz have you seen abello, she the realest b-tch cuz.”
- abercrombie assed
adj applied to girls with abercrombie clothing that accentuates the b-tt; specifically tight low-rise trousers. the abercrombie -ssed girls in the quad on campus, they look so choice and tease me with their apparel.
- ABERCROMIE AND FITCH
a store that is overpriced and can go lick barney’s purple d-ck. f-g: hey you wanna go to abercromie and fitch? f-g2: sure and after that we can go lick barney’s d-ck.
swamp-donkey last name, usually a short guy with blonde highlighted tips, tans at heatwave but tries to keep it a secret. ablitt loves to lose at beer pong
a chocolate chip. i want some abim cookies!