abel

one of the sweetest people alive.

you won’t find anyone as awkwardly cute and funny as him.
his jokes’ll make you crack up even if you’re on the verge of tears.
he loves you no matter what.
and so do you.
<3 i thought i was going to die, but i called abel and felt so alive again. 1.) a person who is willing to diligently handle a task. 2.) the second son of adam and eve. the son who offered a gift to g-d, and this gift was better than his brother's gift. levani: but who can handle this? abel: you know i can do it. usually referred to "big guy" for their huge size. can easily chill wit dat and are liked by many. example a: d-mn abel yo d-ck be bigggg example b: d-mn d-ck of yours abel is bigg a kid that is super nice, has a giant d-ck, and will make everybody laugh. he is the kid that girls love, guys are friends with, and people wish their d-ck was that big. oh abel made me laugh so hard, then we made love. this is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. one of the closest translations that experts give is g-d or many other variations of that general idea. other definitions are thought to be: tao chi the great spirit chuck norris energy infinity sublime ect despite the fact that various names have been pinned to abel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of g-d)cannot even withstand the magnitude of abel. the reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of abel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. abel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. one common belief is that abel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. it seems to surp-ss the idea of infinity. quantum physicists report that this abel is everything and nothing. it or he is said to have unexplainable connections with the string and superstring theories as abel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that abel is one who is, as .. abel is better then the great spirit chuck norris got his -ss kicked by abel god is no match for abel out going, man wh-r-, knows what say to get the woman, parents love him d-mn abel please come again;d the first alcoholic beverage of the weekend, generally consumed before dusk, usually portable and incognito. "dude i can't wait to start my wknd off with an abel." ←