Abercrombie Ears
the condition one’s auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an abercrombie&fitch store. one may suffer from abercrombie ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of m-ffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.
“girl, you’ll need to speak up a bit, i’ve got abercrombie ears.”
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