Abercrombie Ninja

a store employee of the clothing brand abercrombie & fitch who is knowledgeable about future clothing items which others have not seen. usually works the overnight/impact shift.

they do not disclose their ident-ty.
kid 1: hey, have you heard that a&f is releasing a new line of jeans?

kid 2: no, i did not. i’ll ask an abercrombie ninja if that is true.

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