Aberdonian


someone from aberdeen. aberdonians are renown for their incomprehensible dialect (doric) and alcoholism. the most common scottish stereotype for aberdonians is that they are “sheep sh-ggers”. however a more accurate generalisation is: wasted and ignorant.
student of aberdeen university: ‘one wasted guy on belmont street yesterday said to me “whaddup homes?” but was aberdonian and white, i called him mc hammered. the thing is, he giggled at that but then died with laughter when he tried to find a word to say how often he got like that; and i said “frequently”. he found it hillarious… i love aberdeen.’
an ancient scottish slang word for “sheep sh-gger”.
commonly misinterpreted as meaning someone from aberdeen.
tam: “that lad sounds aberdonian”
eck: “that’s no very nice tam”
tam: “fit?”
eck: “that’s w-lly, he’s a coo farmer anyway”
tam: “o’ right no, eh meant he’s fae aberdeen”
eck: “ah, why didnae ye just say that in the first place?”

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