male or female in their late teens to early twenties most likely belongs to a fraternity or sorority. has a ridiculous obsession with abercrombie & fitch. often seen with their collars popped. uses asinine phrases such as “dude is that kosher?” or “like oh my g-d!” these types can be found in any mall across america as well as most colleges and or universities.
abertool “dude im gonna bring some kids back to the house so we can play some beirut is that kosher?”

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