Abfro


an exceedingly large amount of fluff north of a male or female’s stuff, or m-ff, and of such density it seems the top of a curly-haired person’s head is inhabiting their abdomen.
“everything was going so well until i hoisted up her big moo-moo and faced down an abfro so vast michael jordan could wipe his galoshes on it.”

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