Abletonistic Modernity
abletonistic modernity: n., pl., -ties.
the constricting paradigm of electronic music oriented software digital audio workstations resulting in the h-m-genization of related music production techniques, and eventually, the music itself.
newcomers to electronic music have a tendency to get stuck in the software oriented, abletonistic modernity of the past decade, often ignoring or unaware of the quirky, more hardware oriented approach to electronic music production from previous decades.
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