abliteratingswag
justin is a kid with such furious swag that he will be the cause of a jealous astroid to slam into the earth ending all life as we know it. this man has such a studly man that even men call him a man. he has been described as a man whose p-n-s had a weight of over 9000 pounds. he is a beast who only knows how to lift. he is so d-mn jacked. seriously. he’s jacked.
holy abliteratingswag, that justin kid is so cool.
justin is a kid with such furious swag that he will be the cause of a jealous astroid to slam into the earth ending all life as we know it. this man has such a studly man that even men call him a man. he has been described as a man whose p-n-s had a weight of over 9000 pounds. he is a beast who only knows how to lift. he is so d-mn jacked. seriously. he’s jacked.
holy abliteratingswag, that justin kid is so cool.
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