about dead


when you feel rundown, tired, ill or generally cr-p, the correct term to generalise all these is “i’m about dead”
dale: i shouldnt of had the double cheese burger.

jam: i should not of had 2, i’m about dead.

dale: i can feel it sliding through my body.

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