1. the serious medical condition of forgetting to go work out. or not working out due to laziness and consequently packing on some pounds.
chantelle: “man, what happened to mike? he used to be so fit and now he looks like a whale!”
dan: “yeah, he really caught a bad case of abnesia.”

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