Abocessity


an abocessity (pr-nounced: ab-o-sess-et-tee) noun
these are things most abos cannot and will not live without. in short, a necessity of an abo. this is not at all intended to be racist, it is in actual fact true.
abocessity examples:
there are many examples of abocessities (plural) ranging from centrelink, alcohol, alcohol beverages, foods – particularly (as they call it) “chippies bra,” freebies, pellet guns (for rolling people), real guns (for killing people), cigarettes and various other illicit drugs/pollutants.

things that they do not keep are:

tooth brushes- explains why their breathe stinks like sh-t
showers/bathroom- explains why they stink like p-ss & sh-t
new clothing- explains why they have rugged/3rd world country appearences.
good looking genes- explains why abos (especially the hickeys) look ultra fugly
mirrors- the above says it all- mirrors would shatter at a glimpse
manners/etiquette- explains all the “f-cken h-ll c-nts” and “get in here ya c-nts,” and “may i f-cken c-nted have f-cken it f-cken please! ya c-nt!”

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