Aboriginal Thanksgiving
when a man precedes to f-ck the living sh-t out of a fully prepared thanksgiving turkey, then afterwards with turkey juices still clinging to his nether regions, he -j-c-l-t-s in his spouse or respective hooker. with the cream pie that ensues, he uses his index finger to scoop out the hard earned liquid and uses it as a thick gravy for his nice turkey dinner.
person 1: how was your thanksgiving?
person 2: i had an aboriginal thanksgiving
person 1: you sick motherf-cker, you disgust me
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