douchebag stubble

the stubble commonly sported by douchebags. it is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he’s to cool to care. seen on tom cruise and adam levine.

warning! not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. tom cruise, yes; adam levine, no.
you: did you see tom cruise in that new movie?

me: h-ll no, i’m not seeing that cr-p. he’s got douchebag stubble in it.
you: yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
me: what a douchebag.

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