aborting coitus


an exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to s-x after surrept-tiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the v-g-n- of his potential mate.
benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prost-tute’s v-g-n-, and while she wasn’t looking, sniffed it. it smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed ‘aborting coitus’ and ran from the room.

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