Abortion Extortion
occurs when a woman gets funds from one or many guys under the auspices of being pregnant in order to abort a sham pregnancy.
leslie: “holy cow gina, where’d you get the money for this ps3 and wii?”
gina: “i told ron, jeremy, and mark i was pregnant, but that i wanted to get an abortion. the three were all for it and gave me the cash to do it. the best part…is that i’m not even pregnant. i love abortion extortion.”
leslie: “that’s cold. but brilliant.”
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