Abortion Utensils
the official medical jargon used for the three main tools used for preforming an abortion. ie. abortion fork
terms are used in back alley abortions to throw off any police, activists, or hungry homeless people.
doctor: prepare the abortion utensils
nurse: yes, sir
doctor: knife
nurse: check (hands doctor scalpel)
doctor: spoon
nurse: check (hands doctor garbage can)
doctor: fork
nurse: check (hands doctor hanger)
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