About a dicks length
anywhere from 5.5-12 inches apart
boss: hey i need these crates about a d-cks length apart!
worker1: how do we determine that?
worker2: really kyle?
worker1: really really bro.
worker2: just estimate accordingly
—workers finish—
all different sizes
worker3: d-mn daquan that can’t be right that’s nearly 12 inches!
boss: (cracks up)
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