Abraham’s 3-Headed Snake
abraham’s 3-headed snake: islam, judaism, and christianity. it’s the three poisonous religions that came from the roots of abraham that is as nasty, venomous, and vicious as a snake, causing more wars, more deaths, and more false promises and all the religions combined.
each of the three headed snake wants to portray itself as something like a peaceful and kind rabbit, unlike the other two. however, truth is, it’s equally the same cr-p as the other two. beware of it, it’s very dangerous!
jew: no, my religion is the right religion, because moses, who looks like charlton heston, said so.
christian: no, my religion is the right religion, because jesus chris, who looks like a hippie, said so.
muslim: no, my religion is the right religion, because mohammed, who’s too ugly to be shown, said so.
me: there goes the abraham’s 3-headed snake again, trying to swallow the rest of us whole!
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