Abrahms Pursuitarian
an intensely difficult and particularly evil piece written for concert band by david holsinger.
coming in at just about 174 beats per minute this heart-racing piece spells h-ll in big, red, capitol letters in an obscenely large font for all those who have to play.
it features flutes and trumepts in an epic battle-type mayhem with its main melody switching every few bars to create an exciting but extremely confusing piece.
band instructor: alright, lets try this piece by david holsinger.
band: what’s it called?
band instructor: (tentatively) abrahms pursuit
band: death!
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