Abs-so-loo-telly


a very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal “absolutely”.

little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.
dave: michael says i’m a bad influence on you, you don’t think i am do you?

adam: actually david, i abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?

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