absailing
to work oneself in the rear enry with a d-ld-, whilst simultaneously masturbating – thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff
the village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that mrs stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the vicar absailing in an upright stoop
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