Abshole


1. a physically fit -sshole. an -sshole with a six-pack.

2. an absolute -sshole.

3. navel; belly b-tton.
1. guy1: hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
guy2: f-ck no! that place is full of absholes.

2. guy1: you just don’t wanna go because i always get the fine exercise b-tches and you get the fat sauna b-tches.
guy2: abshole!

3. girl: omg! that is a cute abshole piercing!
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an -sshole deserving his name by showing off his abs in almost every situation, like on the photos or when naked with friends/chicks, etc. abshole is usually very proud of having abs and therefore doesn’t mind slouching or generally having an awkward posture caused by flexing his abs.
– person 1: mike has cool abs in his profile photos.
– person 2: abshole.
– person 1: envious?
– person 2: no, he is just abshole. look how awkwardly bowed he is just to show off.

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