absodefinitely
its the proper way for a male to make a promise without having to embarr-ss himself using the word “promise”, or even worse “pinky swear”
ladyfriend: honey do you promise you will show up at my cousins baseball game?
hunky male: baby, absodefinitely, i will be there absodefinitely and you can take that to the grave. youre hot.
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