absofuckinglutely battyfied


this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, stevenage aka chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so h-m-s-xual, he takes part in all manor of s-xual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah h-ll no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: dayam! he is absof-ckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as…

guy about to be eaten by a f-ck load of lions: ah f-ck! this is so absof-ckinglutely battyfied!

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