absolut zero


1. the point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of absolut
2. a time in one’s life where their only joy is returning home for more absolut
1. jimmy – dude, was that you running around the party screaming your -ss off last night?
dan – i don’t remember man, i hit absolut zero at about 11…

2. george – is it just me, or has rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?

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