Absolute
not quite a ‘total’ but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.
total – one of the finer people in life. it comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. so you say ‘oh, he’s a ‘total’
you met steve yet?
no, is he a total?
no, not quite, he’s an absolute.
similar to trill. when someone is thought of to be absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. no questions asked. new terminology courtesy of foreknow apparel fam worldwide.
that guy is absolute. comin correct.
100% pure alcohol. alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. this product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.
the mad scientist used absolute to spike the punch at the symposium and all the researches got unexpectedly trashed.
similar to trill. when someone is thought of to be absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. no questions asked. new termanlogy courtesy of foreknow apparel fam worldwide.
that head is absolute. he comin’ correct.
remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.
‘what an absolute’
it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.
p1: this shows going to be awesome
p2: absolutely
a phrase used when talking about anarcy or when something is going to be out of control.
p1:that shows going to be out of control, its gonna be awesome.
p2: absolute!
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