Bed bug
a small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a “tucking-in” ritual.
and as she told patrick, “good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite”, he wasn’t able to sleep that night.
they live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
“i would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs.”
“bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos.”
“bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches.”
“bedbugs are a biological weapon.”
“goodnight, sleep tight. don’t let the bedbugs bite.”
a clingy s-xual partner who infests your bed at at all times.
rachel would not leave alex alone after they had s-x, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. he began to think of her as a bedbug.
tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.
(said before bed)
“don’t let the bedbugs bite!”
a man that thinks of nothing but s-x.
danny is a bedbug, he won’t stop bugging cheryl to sleep with him.
the modern-day version of the black plague.
the only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
strange behavior in a person, -n-l retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer
that dude is a bed bug, complained about everything
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