Absolute Edition
the way dc comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of dvd-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. there’s been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. not to be read taking a cr-p.
absolute watchmen, absolute dark knight , absolute sandman 1-4, crisis on infinite earths the absolute edition
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