Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot
noun. also known as a f-cking idiot virgin with d-ck sores from beatin it all day while thinking about guys…
definition: those -ssholes who try to impress some stupid b-tch by attempting to enter her b-tch name with some sappy, f-ggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a p-ssy one day. you’re all losers.
n-body gives 2 sh-ts about how nice you think some tw-t is. she’s already cheating on you because chicks don’t respect wussy little c-ck pockets like you, you absolute f-cking horsesh-t d-ckless f-ggot!
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