absolute shit


when something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
guy 1: did you see that google is now trying to integrate the disgusting google+ with youtube?
guy 2: yeah, that’s absolute sh-t man, i really wish i didn’t have eyes or hands at this point in time.

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