absolutecuckery


when you witness a dense–ss guy, miss all the “hints” from a chick who is clearly into him.
jamie: yo, dude i saw mich-lle talking to andrew about coming over to have “fun” at her place, late at night
frank: what did andrew say about that?
jamie: dude, he said he would rather sleep at night then have fun
frank: wowwww, now that’s absolutecuckery

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