absolutely fucked

when you’re in a bad situation where you’ll most likely fail or get the negative result.

a great example is when you’re near the finish line in mario kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue sh-ll.
“the project’s due tomorrow?! man i am absolutely f-cked!”

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