absolutely wanked


a term used to mean ‘drunk’ used accidentally as opposed to ‘absolutely w-nkered’ when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness… whilst drunk.
“ere billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?”
“sos m8 absolutely w-nked on pimms ygm lad”

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