absorbent taco


occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the v-g-n- with a small portion of the ends sticking out.
this is the last time i use maxi pad; i literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? it slides up into an absorbent taco.

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