absorbent thong
for those s-ssy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers…..say h-llo to absorbent thong! our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or p–p it encounters!
i haven’t felt like i was this young and s-xy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong…did i leave the oven on?
dude…check out that sweet -ss!
dude…shes like 70!!
i’d do her!!
me too!!
here’s to absorbant thong!!
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