absorbtion


a common misspelling of the word “absorption”
although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
this sentence contains the word “absorbtion” because i am forced to use that word in a sentence.
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line used by this fat guy with a face in my school
1: absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) i’ll shank you for that milk.
1: ewwwww! no h-m-!

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