Absotively Posilutely

a term coined in the 1988 disney film ” oliver and co.” for those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.
dodger: and once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

oliver: i can?

dodger: absotively posilutely!
a confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings… the usage goes back at least as far as “dirty duck”, a comic strip (graphic novel) written by bobby london in the 1970’s, including the tag line: “posilutely, weevil!” “absotively, mr. duck!”.

this, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the gallagher and shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 zigfield follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by shean’s query, “absolutely, mister gallagher?” and gallagher’s reply, “positively, mister shean!”
blunting the offense of doubting someone: “you’ll be on time, then? absotively?”, “oh, posilutely!” (absotively posilutely)
just like saying “absolutely, positively” but when you want to be weird and be like hannah montana, disney channel]’s brat pop princess.

pr: ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) pos-e-lute-ly
girl 1: you wanna go clubbing?

girl 2: absotively posilutely!

Read Also:

  • Bae Moment

    a moment such as this should happen but once in a lifetime, but sadly happens much more often. that one moment that many spend their lives trying to reach, but never do. they might just be the next best thing, but they’re not quite me. the act of doing soemthing funnily odd, in a blonde […]

  • daggy

    australian origin. adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat. v. to have no style. that haircut/outfit makes you look daggy. additional to the previous definitions: australia (and new zealand) are sheep-farming countries and our populations are familiar with many of the aspects of farming livestock. a “dag” or […]

  • trammed

    a state of extreme alcholic intoxication. i’m going to the bar later, and i’m gonna get f-cking trammed. the effect of recreational use of tramadol. mate wanna go pub. nah, sorry mate i’m trammed.

  • damnimation

    like d-mnation, but moreso. the feeling that everything has simply gone to heck and beyond. (after stepping in something nasty for the third time that day) “oh, d-mnimation and blast!”

  • Dayche

    a party during the day. henny: let’s pick up some kyle’s killer lemonade at 2 pm and have a dayche at the house and then go to waterfire. weston: kyle’s killer lemondade? that’s kinda gay but ok. let’s get some silvers too while we’re at it. henny: bangin.

Disclaimer: Absotively Posilutely definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.