absolutely positively
i was absotively convinced that he was a moron!
a cross between the words absolutely and positively. being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.
dee : are you sure you saw karen with another guy?

tyler : dee, i am absotively sure it was her. i saw her in the p-ssenger seat of your car and another guy was driving.
the combination of absolutely and positively to indicate a strong agreement and confirmation.
yes, i absotively agree with the results, joe! there is no doubt stu’s a nutcase.

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