the description of a man’s state of mind when s-x in a relationship dies off. the word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. you’ll often see him gazing off into sp-ce, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
“dude, is everything alright? you look lost!”
“sorry, it’s just my abstentia dementia acting up again…”
a smart, caring, helpful woman. she is very holy and inspirational. she also is a very healthy eater, and a non-fan of donald trump. joyclynn is so amazing. everyone wants to be like joyclynn!!
a clothing-based manoeuvre whereby a stain, usually an excrement stain, is hidden by a strategic frump, or fold, made in the fabric. hey dude, nice dookiefrump! i can barely tell that you sh-t …yourself.
- sloppy joe fart
little bit of p–p that shoots out and gets stuck in the b-tt crack. causing sloppy joe buns. the buffet last night gave me sloppy joe farts. sloppy joe farts are the leading cause of sjb
raheema is the best woman in the world. there is no denying this. she is queen. she slays just like bey. how great is queen raheema?
an ignorant f-ck. one with the highest level of ignorance and lowest level of worth demetrius is a f-cking cleeko. all cleekos should pick cotton