a rather counterproductive form of s-x education that is supported by the evangelical movement.
abstinence only education is a bit like “just hold it” potty training. -roy zimmerman
one of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. abstinence only education is a form of s-x ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
abstinence only education is like taking driver’s ed and having them tell you not to drive.
- the soup n*z*
the eccentric and angry foreign man who owns a soup restaurant in the famous television show “seinfeld” the soup n-z-: “no soup for you”
- the superbowl is g*y
andy milonakis’s mimetic, h-m-phobic internet song, before he was popular. released sometime during, before or after the superbowl between the buccaneers and the raiders. it quickly goes from football hating to andy calling everything gay. the superbowl is gay, the superbowl is gay, the superbowl, superbowl, superbowl… …is gay. the raiders, are gay the raiders […]
- at twos and threes
in a troubling or worrisome situation. “the world’s at twos and threes!”
the last name of only the worlds most incredible people. bidna’s tend to be super geniuses, beastly in every thing known to man, and extremely s-xy. related to schimmel, jones, garfield. guy 1:dude, look, a bidna!!! guy 2: sh-t dude, look how much better he is then us!
slang for a man’s p-n-s, also used as a negative term for annoying people. person 1: “caleb wouldn’t stop poking me.” person 2: “i know right? he did that to me yesterday.” person 1: “wow, what a dirdanger.”