absynthemindedness
the greatest emotion known to man. the intoxication from excess consumption of absynthe.
-seven shots of absynthe past midnight-
bro 1: duuuude i just stole a panda from the zoo and raped its brains out!
bro 2: that’s some crazy sh-t!
-next morning-
bro 1: did i just lose my virginity to a panda?
bro 2: dude, its cool. don’t blame yourself, blame the absynthemindedness..
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